1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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