proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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