OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You can make out without kissing
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