Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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