I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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