Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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