Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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