I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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