Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Found the puke drawer
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Pooping to opera.
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