Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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