ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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