please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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