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I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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