Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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