I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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