ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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