some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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