nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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