I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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