Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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