shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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