I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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