Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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