My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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