i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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