You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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