going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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