Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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