Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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