it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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