we're blogging at a bar
and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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