he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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