Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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