Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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