Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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