I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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