I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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