Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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