Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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