so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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