just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Two words: nipple clamps
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