she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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