let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Even my vagina gasped.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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