No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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