I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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