Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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