Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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