when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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