But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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