we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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